1964 and 1965: Hey kids we have something to tell you now you your getting a baby brother he'll be born august 22 1965 so we have awhile come on lets celebrate. Hey sisters of mine are brother Malcolm Alan Beeler. Kids welcome your new baby brother girls lets do our thing all hale brother Malcolm all hale king brother Malcolm. Welcome home.
1967: Happy second birthday Malcolm. Hey laura do not touch anything in this house even though you cry don't talk and do things in your diaper your mother and I got to baby proof this House oh wait its time for Laura to nap perfect timing lets go.Ok Laura go to sleep. Ok I got to baby proof this house well this is already done for you now ill get you a snack now do what you like and unbuckle your pants ok.
1983: happy sixteenth Laura. Happy 18th Malcolm. Here now that your older we got u a tv and your own room thank you dad your welcome.
1995: So laura this is Malcolm Alan Beeler he started at mcdonalds by the way he's not dating anybody. So lets get to work ok.
1999:
Great now were married think about it two years from now will have a house and then have a kid of our own what names should we name it if its a girl dads names Dave moms name Mallory
2001:
Great now we have a house lets take a tour. Why does are future child's room smell like a wet dog
2002 Memorial day weekend:
Mrs Beeler congrats you will have a child it's a girl yeah
2003:
Here it is your new daughter 7 pounds 2 ounces lets name it Ava Marie Beeler. Congrats to your daughter but we need to talk to you about her she has some things we need to fix well I notice that her head hurt it did she needs a shunt and she has trouble breathing and hearing only a little she can hear but not a lot she not deaf but she will just need hearaids now I know this may sound shocking for Ava and you but when I see her she looks like one tough cookie.
2010:
Hey mom my head it hurts like bad yeah lets go to the hosptail ok so it's her shunt so well fix it and
then well talk about what happen. Ok so this thing that she has she'll have to not do gym for a while
you'll have to sit in a wheelchair ( I think thats what happen) then I woke up with the Winnie
the Pooh characters
2013:
CPAP thing we will do a sleep study and then figure out what will happen ok so you passed in August we will take your tube out yeah. Ok now we are here lets go ok so were going to hook you up and dad will walk around and come later. Hello doctor hey so lets take out the tube yeah now lets put the
bandage on now And when you talk push the bandage button.
2014:
Hey Ava your cousin Priscilla is born hi. Hey lets go to the Christian hi prisclla I know its tough to be a baby you can't talk but think your cute and you get a lot of attending. Can't believe school is almost
over ill be a sixth grader 2 days till summer exciting.
And their is a story on 50 years ago till now I know that I went a little ahead of schedule but if I did every year that would take a long time and I was only born 11 years ago so I don't know much summer is almost here just two more days and then sixth grade here I go but I will miss my 5th grade memories the good days and I'll miss my 5th grade teacher the cool , funny , hot sauce loving teacher Mr Dudko but ill still be there at brownstone and sixth grade goes upstairs to art and Mr Dudko class is right next door but it still was a great year and will never forget it.
Wow! This is the best post you ever wrote! It was really good.
ReplyDeleteIt was really interesting to read about some of the things you had to deal with when you were younger. You really are one tough cookie!
My favorite lines were the one about the room smelling like a wet dog and your Dad working at McDonald's and not dating anyone. Classic.
Yes, that about sums it up! I think my favorite lines are the same as Uncle Mike's! And you are a tough cookie; you were from the minute you were born. I am so,proud of how well you handle things.
ReplyDeleteI agree! Love this post! You are a great writer and one tough cookie for sure!!
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