So one day on aunt alica baby shower matt decdied to have a man to man advice father party so then when the guys get married and have kids they know what its like but he hired me to be his assist manger because i know all about bening a parent or father and its harder than bening a mother well actually its like bening a mother only less painful. so matt and i invited all the uncles and cosin and everyone thats like in our family but not the ladies no women awolled just like the baby shower no men awolled so heres what we did. we went to a sefood bqq place we got 100 lobster bqq wings and 100 big bottles of coke one of them and we went outside and we shaked it up and it went up to the clouds and made raining coke fireworks it was so cool. And then we got to the buiness in fatherhood.
we tallked about romance that comes first and well you know❤💏. Then we tallked about the big stuff becoming the big daddy. Now guys when you hear that your wife is having a baby its exctimg at first but then when your wife is in the nine month of her pregnacy and its half way to the due date dont worry just have your phone and wallet because when you dont you cant pay and you dont know if your wife is having a baby. And then when the big moment comes you know you hate bening in the deliver room 😷 when you do just be next to your wife and then hide and then when the baby has been done go in and your good to go. And then when its time to be ready for father buniess get ready for whinning crying and dipper changing its not like your seeing a baby nice , sweet , soft no no thats not how it goes theres more than that. So i pretty much gave u all the information on baby fatherhood. And guys if u need anymore help on fatherhood or anything in marrgie just ask bye
from , love ava
happy parenting 😃❤ 👪👶
Whining, crying and diaper changing? Is that for the baby or Uncle Matt?
ReplyDeleteThis is my most favorite blog of yours ever ! The 100lb lobster sounds amazing ! Raining coke sounds pretty messy. Maybe we can do raining pellegrino? I need you to keep an eye on all those ladies at the shower and report back to me. I know I will always need your advice. Love you ! See you Saturday !
ReplyDeleteI mean Sunday.
ReplyDeleteuncle matt mike i am letting the guys kniow what it is to be come a father and telling him its not easy and its for the rest of thw guys
ReplyDeleteso i would e,ail the blog to them if i were u
ReplyDeleteThis is such excellent advice! It's not all fun and games, you know. And being a mother is harder!
ReplyDeleteAva! This is great. I can't wait to report back from the delivery room : ) I agree with Laura. I think being a mother is harder! Can't wait to see you on Sunday. There's a DJ coming. Any requests?
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